Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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