She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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