That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I want a musical about memes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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