we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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