I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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