Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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