She's JV to your varsity
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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