Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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