What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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