8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
we should paint friendship bongs
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