well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
