I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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