Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you traded sex for a burrito?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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