This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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