Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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