just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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