And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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