This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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