I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I will be naked everywhere
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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