Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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