butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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