i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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