He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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