Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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