Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she pinky promised me she was 18
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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