There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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