my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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