Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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