I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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