I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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