I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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