Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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