My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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