It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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