I'm jealous of your bromance
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
