Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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