I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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