I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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