how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I intend to get homeless drunk
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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