coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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