Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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