: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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