he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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