Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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