I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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