Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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