so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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