We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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