i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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