yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
