to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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