I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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