Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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