Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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