it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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