i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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